I’ve just updated my WordPress audio plugin. The only time I’ve ever used it was for this post on Cantonese pick-up lines. This is one of my most popular posts that always brings in a steady trickle of horny expats who’ve just found out their firm is relocating them to Hong Kong. “Quick! How do you say, ‘Your place or mine?’”

So click back to my old post. Play with the embedded player. Notice it’s sleek design. It’s slick sliding animation. That loading bar, that countdown timer. Sexy. Oh, so sexy.