I was inspired by Rob Spectre’s Laugh-o-tron and made a telephony extension to my Twitter Bots.

Try it out. Call 646-480-6046 to talk to various TV show characters. Right now the vast majority of the quotes are spoken by a text-to-speech program because I have to find, crop, and upload audio files for each one. But McNulty from The Wire (choice #1) has a few real audio clips. Let me know how I can improve it.