I made my first cent from Google Adsense on last Friday. I jumped at the site of that big fat “$0.01″ on my Google Analytics page. I’m so happy. And I only had to wait 3 months before this massive windfall.

BREAKING NEWS: Yesterday, I earned an entire quarter from my ads! I’m going to quit my job soon. At my current rate of 6 clicks per 2,757 page impressions and a hoped for annual income of only $2 million (I need to buy a Porsche Carerra GT), I’ll only need about 21 billion more visits to my site (21,207,692,300 to be exact).